American pudding is akin to pot de crême. Or custard, only more milk-based than egg-based. Does that help with the yumminess concept?
Maybe some kind of elaborate buffet or smörgåsbord or something is the way to go for the official food selection of bisexuals. Since you all are such terrible, greedy and indecisive souls. SO TERRIBLE.
i choose all the food
all of it
Okay seriously this metaphor is getting out of control. And you can’t ask me to choose between different foods, that’s like asking me to choose between my children okay.
Ugh this is exactly like Sophie’s Choice