Very Serious Responses To Unintelligent Insults

Submit a biphobic comment with your own wonderous spin on it! After all, the arguments against the existence of bisexuality are so ridiculous, they deserve equally nonsensical replies.

And Now For The Moment When I Realise I Have To Answer All You Fabulous People, And Try To Ease Everyone Else’s Pain By Putting It All In One Ridiculous Text Post

Posted 11 months ago
Anonymous asked goshdarnbisexuals:

I love this blog & you ohsoverymuch. It’s helping me accept myself for who I really am, and it’s freakin’ hilarious. Keep on doing what you do!

Messages like this are so great!

SO HAPPY TO HELP, YOU SEXY ANON YOU.

itwontconsumemyheartanym0reaskedgoshdarnbisexuals:

biseckuals will steal yo man, woman, and car. HIDE YO KIDS, HIDE YO WIFE, HIDE YO HUSBAND, CUZ THEY TAKIN’ ERRBODY OUT THERE.

Anonymous asked goshdarnbisexuals:

for a food bisexuals can stuff in their oh-so greedy faces, what about cupcakes instead?

past me approves of this message

policethatmustache asked goshdarnbisexuals:

i was going to be productive today. instead i’m just going through this blog and cackling at everything.

YES THIS WAS ALWAYS MY PLAN

goshdarnbisexuals submission from meep-beep:

Me: Guys, I think I’m bisexual.
Friends: That’s all good, we love you anyway!
Me: Aww, thanks guys! You’re the best.
*two weeks later*
Straight Lady Friend (SLF): Can you believe meep-beep? She’s like “OMG I LIEK GURLS NAO, THAT MUST MAKE ME SO KAWAII AND AWESOME AND COOL!11!!!!one!
Me: …
Two other best friends: You’re full of shit, leave her alone. Also didn’t you say something about being bi-curious yourself?
SLF: Who, me? No, where did you get that idea?

*pokerface* Some people. Now I know who I’m REALLY not sharing my food with.
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